Breaking News!
King Macbeth and King Edward have supposedly passed away; information is still on the loose. Our team has concluded that the country is in chaos after the rumours spread like wildfire. We will present the theories we can articulate.
King Edward
The Great King of England has fallen.
The long-reigning and glorious King of England, King Edward, has fallen victim to an unknown end and sadly has perished. This God-like figure had a gift bestowed upon him from the heavens, which he used graciously to cure his people and save them from the cruel world. His rule was one that was a necessity to the success of England. We are all saddened by the recent events, and our best wishes and prayers go out to him, his family and all of England.
It would be most appreciated if everyone attended his burial and respectfully morn England’s saviour, King Edward.
King Macbeth
Macbeth has mysteriously died
Macbeth, king of Scotland, has been found dead in his castle. Unfortunately, we do not know the cause of death nor the date and time. However tragic this may be, Macbeth did cause absolute destruction due to his rule of fear over the people of Scotland. People were too scared to speak out against this tyrant. Some say god himself has saved the land of Scotland by bringing the waste to this evil; evil was more significant than the devil himself.
Anyone may attend his burial if they wish. It is not required to come nor bring any items to give.