Being essential
I’m being used every single day by everyone, whether it’s in the morning or at night.
I have seen very disturbing substances, but I guess that’s my job to indulge them. I’m clean if humans take care of me, but sometimes they cause me to barf up what they gave me, and it makes me feel sick.
I come in many different types of versions I can be fancy or cheap, but you will always need me. I will always get the job done if you take care of me and not devour Mexican food the night before.
Humans also like to spend a scary amount of time sitting on me even though they got everything done. They would sit and scroll through their phones and even read a book. I guess I’m comfortable to sit on so I can’t complain much as long as they keep me squeaky clean and not stinky.
As you can see, I’m instrumental and saved many people emergencies even though that will hurt, but I know they will fix me after because I’m essential.